Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.