Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...