Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....