Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
A snail buys a fast new car
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