How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...