My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!