Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Subjects for a date
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Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...