Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...