Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...