Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...