He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...