Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!