She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.