Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...