Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Bored? Try these!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.