Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...