Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...