On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-