Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...