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Whats long, hard and full of semen?
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TONS of Groaners. . .
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The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
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John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...