You Know You’re Getting Older When
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She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
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Very hostile farmer
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Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...