New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...