Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
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Texan Computer Terms
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
4 new fathers.
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My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
No Arguments
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Driving miss blondy
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