Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...