BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...