Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...