Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....