Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...