Idiots on the computer
|Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...