Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...