Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....