Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...