What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...