Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!