How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Change
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Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
New Language Courses Ameirca
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What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
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cross a spider and an elephant
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Bad convenience foods
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What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law