Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
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An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Pessimist and a dog
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What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Packing Elephants
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New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...