What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...