What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Dictionary for women
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What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
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Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!