Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!