A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Lost Fingers
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Race dead candidates
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Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
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Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...