What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...