Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...