When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...