A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...