Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...