A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...