Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...