Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.