Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
More great Blonde shorties!
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Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...