Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...