What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...