Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....