Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...